//
alias m0 "sensitivity 1.0; dev1;speak one ;clear;echo Sensytivity (1.0-----------);dev0; alias mup m1; alias mdn m0"
alias m1 "sensitivity 1.5; dev1;speak one ;clear;echo Sensytivity (-1.5----------);dev0; alias mup m2; alias mdn m0"
alias m2 "sensitivity 2.0; dev1;speak two ;clear;echo Sensytivity (--2.0---------);dev0; alias mup m3; alias mdn m1"
alias m3 "sensitivity 2.5; dev1;speak two ;clear;echo Sensytivity (---2.5--------);dev0; alias mup m4; alias mdn m2"
alias m4 "sensitivity 3.0; dev1;speak three;clear;echo Sensytivity (----3.0-------);dev0; alias mup m5; alias mdn m3"
alias m5 "sensitivity 3.5; dev1;speak three;clear;echo Sensytivity (-----3.5------);dev0; alias mup m6; alias mdn m4"
alias m6 "sensitivity 4.0; dev1;speak four ;clear;echo Sensytivity (------4.0-----);dev0; alias mup m7; alias mdn m5"
alias m7 "sensitivity 4.5; dev1;speak four ;clear;echo Sensytivity (-------4.5----);dev0; alias mup m8; alias mdn m6"
alias m8 "sensitivity 5.0; dev1;speak five ;clear;echo Sensytivity (--------5.0---);dev0; alias mup m9; alias mdn m7"
alias m9 "sensitivity 5.5; dev1;speak five ;clear;echo Sensytivity (----------5.5-);dev0; alias mup m10;alias mdn m8"
alias m10 "sensitivity 6.0; dev1;speak six ;clear;echo Sensytivity (-----------6.0);dev0; alias mup m11;alias mdn m9"
alias m11 "sensitivity 6.0; dev1;speak six ;clear;echo Sensytivity (-----------6.0);dev0; alias mup m10;alias mdn m9"
alias mup m6
alias mdn m5
bind "uparrow" "mup"
bind "downarrow" "mdn"
//

на запрос "больничка", Яндекс выдал картинки про ДЕНЬ РОЖДЕНИЯ!!! Яндекс, ты пьян - иди домой.