my guess: this is starting point of shitstorm about taste in fetishes?

But why calculations author assumes man is aiming at open window?

i think panic and "what do i do" question kicked in

If i had a cat i would have bruises and flying cat (propelled by any body part ;) )

Good luck with whatever you want to do next :)

A sheep that bork

ugh what was its name. capu/capoo/capo/catbug

Actually companies has to pay for legal winrar and other software because if they are visited by someone that cheks legality of software finds "pirate" version company has to pay huge money.

go on modify it :P

It is best with story about russians buying space rocket from usa
tea bag = full rocket too much $
tea bag without little paper = rocket without control panel /still too much $
tea bag without little paper and thread = rocket without control panel and fuel pump /still too much $
tea bag without little paper, thread and emptied = only rocket outer cover /deal
then ignite and after little countdown observe ppl reaction