"...Damn it people...I said leave the box at home. It attracts cats...."
I used to buy plastic ants and spiders, fill my pockets, and drop them places I used to go. Airplanes, restaurants, school, bars...great fun.
...nothing I like better than some wet pussy in the grass...
Might want to add ecchi and nsfw tags
That would be cool if it was a pasta printer
Don't know. It showed up in my newsfeed from another site.
That's called "I haven't done dishes in two weeks"
Ratman..he'll crap down your chimney
I dated a Korean girl for a while early in college. Then I met her parents and I was outta there.
just wait 'til she gives her first blowjob
