The original The sequel
The sequel that The one that ruined
nobody wanted the original
The bad spinoff The wierd fanfiction
The short-lived Unrelated but
prequel shares the same canon
“We are in a village in Germania, a backwards pit of barbarianism according to the leaders in Rome. Yet the air is clean and you won’t believe the price of grain. Here’s how much one Roman sestertius can buy you...”
A
A GIRLFRIEND
>MIGHT CHEAT ON YOU
>CAN'T PROTECT YOU
>has an only fans
>USELESS IN COMBAT
>WlLL TURN YOU INTO A SOYBOY
A WHOLE ASS ROMAN LEGION
>LOYAL TO THE DEATH
>WlLL PROTECT YOU TO THE DEATH
>THE BEST WARRIORS IN THE EMPIRE
>WlLL PROCLAIM YOU EMPEROR OF ALL ROME
