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"THE: Future according то Google search results EvEMTS For each year ретшлмео в/ the First PAGE ОГ GCOOE SEARCH RESULTS PDRTHE PHRASES: <YEAR>* 4 IN YEAR* "BY THE YEA* <Y£AR>" THf YEAR <YEAR>V "Wilt » 8v THE: YEAR <YEAR>* VU. ♦ IN THE YEAR<YEAfc>" "'M <YEAR>, + Wiu." *8Y <YEAR>, * vJiaw 2012 2oi3 2w4 2015 2si6 2o/7 2018 2019 2020 2021 2022 2023> 2024 202? 2026 2b27 2029 2029 2030 2031 2052 2035 2034 203? 203c. 2o37 2039 2039 20HO 2041 2042 2043 2очч 2045" 2046 WORLD POPULATION REACHES 7 BlLUON , Flying cars reach market zy CAMADA CUTS GREENHOUSE EMISSIONS тъ 6* Below i<mo levels as per Kyoto apocalypse occurs NATiONAL DEBT FftlOOPf THROUGH PRESIDED G-iNToN'S KM niCROCHlPRl^OFAO.ArOERjCWS BEGINS HOPELESSNESS ENDED IN HASSACHU5ETT5 HEALTH CARE REFORM LAW REPEALED US LEAVES AFGHANISTAN GNu/uNu* becomes Dominant 05 NEW HORTCNS REACHES FLUTO HEAOH CARE LAW CAUSES HYPERINFLATION IC)9 (к) MFMRER NATIONS ACHEIVE ГЕхттг£ме я*0^ HiHGER ЕЖХЯТЕО HZ UNI ntMIAK IN^N^UItlVt. 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NEuSfaPERS BECOME OBSOLETE AND DIE OUT COSMETIC SURGED P0UBLE6 SOCIAL SEjCUROYSTOPS RUNNING SURPLUS JESUS RETURNS "TO EARTH SOCIAL SECURITVSTOPS RUNNIK/G SURPLUS EVER/ HAS GENES MAPPED AT BfRTH SOLAR FCHOE^ ВВССПЕ5 CHEAPER THAN FOSSIL FUOS KEYBOARDS AND f|lСЕ BECOMEOSSOCSTE new "TAppaN Zee bridge constructed us DEBT reaches 97% of gdp 05 unemployment falls to revoked caliphate. unlf ies f1iddl£ east Lake гчедэ evaporated kilimanjaro snow-free HTML 5" Finished NEWSPAPERS BECOME OBSOLETE AND DIE OUT JESUS Щ-URNS TD EARTH (AGAN) US 0E6T FKSSES 100% OF GDP ALL UNPROTECTED ANCIENT FORESTS GONE W FfcClFlt NORTHWEST atlantis begins tp reappear,г*а»]« jtane» exdnct in wild china lands men and women on №*j nasa sets up permanent moon base female professionals pass (males in pay world ftaiufflon reaches fc BlLUON Two BlLUON peore face water shortages us fbwer fade?62 mpg cars introduced ATLANTIS EMERGES COMPLETELY q%k 6AN0S DIE OUTy OS DEBTFAIDOPF CARACClQEms CEASE R^LLS INTO OCEAN jafttn introduces new fastestmaglev traln Wndon LaRooche-pianned Mars axov established SOCIAL SECURITY STOPS RUNNING SURPLUS tc8^ 40% of coral Reefs gone -2647 2048 205b 2051 2052 2055 2054 2055 2057 2058 20Я 2060 2061 2062 2063 2064 2065 2066 2067 2068 2W 2070 207i 2072 2075 207Ц 2075 2076 2077 2078 2079 2080 2081 us debt paid off social security stops running surplus Social security trust fund exhausted COMPUTERS PASS THE TuRlNG test AGING REVERSED WlKlPEDlA REACHES 30 MlLUOd ARTICLES half of ama^oN rain west lost to logging cancer deaths double from 2oo8 leveus arctic ice-free in summer computers Controlled by thought realtors Replaced ^tkch^ljogy Social security trust fund exhausted "Big one,x hits 5an Francisco us Elects First married les&ian president ENTIRE WORLD CONVERTED ID CHRiSTlANrTY юимл^таяо ice disappears india becomes superpower ebrope reaches №rs US DIABETES CASES D0LX3L£, TREATMENT CbSTSTRlPLt US BUILOS AUTONOWOOS ROBOT ARMV OF AMERICA'S ENERGY COMES FRO/A RENEWABLE SOURCES Hl^lAVAN GLAQERS COUN 80% IN SIZE ARCTIC 5EA WNE OPE^S 80V. OF US HASACCE55T0 НЮН-SPEED RAIL ASTHfiOlD AR)PHlf> mS5ES/HlTSEARTH arctic ice-free in september. Social security trust FUnd exhausted 31-Bir Tir^lESWIPS ROLL OVER, CAUSING ш-ibiel CHAOS vbig one" hits California us popuiaton низ чоо million SB/ERE HEAT WAVES BECOME OMVONPIACE SCIENTOLOGY BECOMES MAJORITY RELIGION IN U5 arctic summers ice-free nanotechnolog^ hakes honans i immortal Social security trust fund exhausted World population aasses 9 billion mankind genetically engineered tt> be happy childhood obesity reaches 100%. h0man5 and machines mer0e world's natural resources depleted world ruled by banks and corporations tobacco industry fails US BEGINS USING AUTONOMOUS ATTACK DRONES salt-water fish ехшсг ffw overfishing unisex bathing suits cove^. eody frof^ shoulder to ankle ewt1re 05 fbpuu=mon overweight $ 1,000 computer &o0eds (wuthtonal ability of huflan ity singularity occurs Filing industry Collapses «>* of earth's fbfwtfon lives w urban cenjers CHlNACONmX-sSPACe wrrw robots fusible cars banned from european cwes оме plluon speoesextinct сиглате change atmosphere escapes into space MEDICARE, PEDiCAID, AND SOCIAL 5ECURnV5FENDlNG E^CEEO TOTAL OS REVENUE US BALANCED Majority of /Americans in prison ■cars driven by oogs HUNGER BECOfiB ONiMAQNACLE Gum РтсЕЛ ATMOSPHERIC DOUSED Oil Runs out Copper, *пм# lead, gcu> and nickel au. exhausted ■rfid-iagged 9riverue5s cars robots qven same rights as hurlans 150 JAFANE5E SCTTIEKSON HARS Colorado River runs dry SMOKING ENDS IN NEW ZEALAND homans have 00mesti<md rogots human Race lives in peace Extreme droughts across much of earth Global temperature Rise reaches чвс oil runs out again нAlley's омет returns UganJca hosts worlo cup The jet^ns First human clones Rebch Adulthood powftlon of [400fj reaches 100,000 FWxatioN of Hars reaches io.occ spacecraft exceed speed of light clean fhr act finishes Reducing haze in national parks to natural levels last coital reefs d£0ur chernob/l cleanup o^mpteted cyprus achieves its goal Americans uve in domedotes and watch sd tv REDHEADS GO EXTINCT OZONE HOLE OVER ANTARCTIC FINISHES RECOVERING LORD JESUS RULES EARTH FROM THRONE IN JERUSALEM ENTIRE WORLD FtPULHTfON GAY DUE to CHEMICALS IN TVIE WATER pubuc whsrvwwob) legalized world population peaks CiTY-SCALE ftOODlMS DSASTERS &>•/. OF WORLD'S ENERGY COMES FROM RENEVJABL£ 50URCES edrope^ lb*ipemvr£$ rise btf 3°c World summer temperatures rise w s°c os retirement age set to 75 oceans co not ris£ one {COT ■NUMBER OF /OO-YEAR-OLOS REACHES ONE MILLION •SUPERTYPHOONS HIT JftPAN US RETIREMENT AGC 5ET 2032 20S3 Тог ч 2085 2086 2087 2)98 2091 2090 209| 2092 2093 209ч 2b95 20% 2d17 2o% 209? 2ю0 2Ю1 •AVERAGE SCIEMTIFC R^PER MAS MORETHAM 24 ABHORS Social security trust fund exhausted NEwSFAPERS BECOME OBSOLETE And DIE OUT US DEFTREACHE5 7(6% OF GDP Lodgepole Pines disappear From Northwest floods commonplace reugiokj marginalized FEDERAL SPENDIN3 REACHES Ibv. Of GDP UK POPULATION DOUBLES ■WORLD POPULATION DECLINES "TOCUEBlLLVON Robot Rxjce^en introduced us deficit reaches £2.7. of gdp ■JAPRN BECOMES ALL-RCGOT CCUNTR/ ■ WORLD HALTS FbSSiL FUEL USE •GLOBALWARMIKJG h\tstc ■GL0GAL WARMING HITS 4cC global warming around 5"-7°c. SEA LEVELS HAVE RlSEN GY A I^TER OR MORE ooshuat^ees nearly ekttnct EARTH'S СитЛЯОЕ RESEMBLB THAT Of THECKETACEOUS GERMAN/TROPICAL Empekcr penguins Extinct • ARcnc pertwost thaws •Rising seas flood gsastal cities ra\n Foresis Mostly gone duetocuwtfic shifts All coral reefs gone GILLETTE INTRODUCES 14-BlJVWWtOZ WAR WAS BEGINMING
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