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facebook News Feed History of the World: WWII Wall Info Photos Video + Share: jp Status Iff; Photo Link V Video Saar, Rhineland, Austria, and Czechoslovakia joined the group The Third Reich. 1939 Comment • Like • Share The United Kingdom I should probably step in ¡3U now before this becomes a problem, but, eh. It's fine. I'm the biggest empire in the world. I'm not worried. © Germany ► Russia hey, is it cool if we snag Poland? August 23, 1939 Comment • Like • Share Russia wanna split it? promise I won't fight you if the UK freaks out. Germany k Japan hey, what about our deal to hate Russia? © Germany I really really want Poland. © Germany ► Poland you're ours. September 1, 1939 Comment • Like • Share Poland oh come on! mhm The United Kingdom shit. *WAR II © France ditto September 3, 1939 Germany oh yuck. i forgot poland is full of jews. û tf. Reinhard Heydrich i have some ideas about what to do. i'll send you a private message Jews Is the idea that we should be left in peace forever? Hans Frank I ask nothing of the Jews except that they should disappear. Jews Why is that ALWAYS the thing people ask? Just now France ► The United Kingdom So, uh, are we gonna start fighting now? September 1939 Comment • Like • Share The United Kingdom wait for it... ¡3U October 1939 © The United Kingdom keep waiting... Germany added Denmark and Norway to its network. April 1940 Comment • Like • Share 1 © Winston Churchill updated his work info. | a Prime Minister of the United Kingdom May 10. 1940 Comment • Like • Share mkm The United Kingdom k. NOW it's war. France Finally! Germany added Luxembourg, Belgium, The Netherlands, and France to its network. May 10. 1940 Comment • Like • Share II France oh come on! II II The Netherlands ugh, Belgium and I got totally blitzkrieged last night. Now there's wienerschnitzel everywhere and we can't find any of our jews. May 1940 Comment • Like • Share Anne Frank all of the jews are definitely gone, you can stop looking, absolutely no jews here. ...that was just the house settling. France ► Germany psh. good luck getting through Ardennes, there are so many trees, it's like whaaa how did all these trees get here? you should just give up now. May 1940 Comment • Like • Share France joined the group You Know You're a Kid from the 1890s When... May 1940 Comment • Like • Share © II Germany ...you still think trees can stop tanks. France shit. Italy ► France WAR June 10, 1940 Comment • Like • Share © II Germany for a country so obsessed with punctual trains, you're getting to this war pretty late. Italy I didn't want to choose the wrong side again, but now I'm confident that you're my guy. Nazis! That's the name of winners if I ever heard one! Russia added Bessarabia and North Bukovina to its network. June 1940 Comment • Like • Share © Germany uhhh. that wasn't included in the deal. Russia in soviet russia, deal doesn't include YOU! TA Germany is no longer friends with Russia. June 1940 Comment • Like • Share The United Kingdom ► The United States Are you guys going to get in on this? ^llh^ ,une 1940 Comment ' Like ' Share The United States Nah. We're just sailing around, keeping an eye on Japan, significantly increasing the size of our navy... definitely keeping neutral though. We don't like to interfere. ^ ^ Luftwaffe ► The United Kingdom I'd LUFF to WAFT a few bombs in your direction. it^ August 1940 Comment • Like • Share + 0 0 0 # Luftwaffe ...yes Royal Air Force god, Germans are the least funny people on the planet. Luftwaffe we don't need humor, we're the master race. Royal Air Force yeah, well, you're gonna lose this race because we invented radar. Luftwaffe yeah, well, we've got gaydar. 'cause you're gay. Royal Air Force please never make jokes again. September 1939 Luftwaffe deal. Just now Japan added Indochina to its network. September 1940 Comment • Like • Share © Germany hey, i'm really sorry about that thing with Russia. It didn't mean anything. You know you've always been my boo. (except for the fact that you're an inferior race and if we win i'll probably try to destroy you...) Japan I also think you're an inferior race! this is meant to be. Xx, Japan (those are kisses, and also what your eyes will look like if we win) Germany is in a complicated relationship with Japan. September 27, 1940 Comment • Like • Share The United States hey, Japan, it's pretty IRONic that you won't be getting any iron from us anymore. Italy ► Germany k. so. don't freak out, but we decided to invade Greece and Africa and it is NOT going well. Can you come help us out? December 1940 Comment • Like • Share © Germany oh come on! The UK is bombing the crap out of us and you need help in GREECE? Fiiiiine. We'll send you some planes, maybe send u a boat, get it? send U a Boat? © © Germany created the event Operation Barbarossa. June 22. 1941 Comment • Like • Share Russia you don't want to do this. Germany fuck you, Russia, you're going down. Joseph Stalin ruskies, show them what we do. destroy EVERYTHING. Germany psh. we're going to win this thing, we've got your best cities surrounded. October 1941 Russia just wait. Germany oh shit, it's fucking freezing here! how do you people live here?! November 1941 Russia yep. RUSSIA, suck on that ice cold popsicle of awful! Japan ► Pearl Harbor Aloha, assholes. December 7. 1941 Comment • Like • Share The United States bad idea. © Hindsight shhh. August 6, 1945 The United States created the event The Manhattan Project. June 18. 1945 Comment • Like • Share \ © Common Sense This is a really really really terrible invention. If you ever use it, everyone will know about it, and then that's definitely how we're all going to die. Germany FYI, we've been putting jews and gypsies and gays and cripples into gas chambers and just destroying them by the millions. Common Sense ok. i've gone blind and deaf and all I know is rage, this project sounds like a GREAT IDEA. Japan and The United States attended the event Battle of Guadalcanal. November 12. 1942 Comment • Like • Share The United States this battle sucks. Russia created the event Operation Uranus. November 19. 1942 Comment • Like • Share m S © Adolf Hitler hehe. uranus. you're going to lose uranus. joseph Stalin you underestimate how many people live here and how little I care about their lives. Germany oh shit. m VA 800,000 Germans have closed their accounts. February 2, 1943 Comment • Like • Share 1,130,000 Russians have closed their accounts. February 2, 1943 Comment • Like • Share The United Kingdom ► Italy ciao. September 3. 1943 Comment • Like • Share II Italy shit, we picked the wrong side again, we surrender. Germany and Italy are no longer friends. September 10, 1943 Comment • Like • Share Dwight Elsenhower created the event D-Day Beach Party!!! June 6, 1944 Comment • Like • Share © Germany oh shit. The United States you're gonna lose. CM*' VA VA The United Kingdom Yep! Russia Ja! February 4, 1945 Franklin D. Roosevelt has closed his account. April 12, 1945 Comment • Like • Share Benito Mussolini has closed his account. April 28. 1945 Comment • Like • Share Adolf Hitler has closed his account. April 30. 1945 Comment • Like • Share Russia ► Reichstag you're ours. April 30. 1945 Comment • Like • Share © Germany ok. we give, you win. May 7. 1945 The United States ► Japan this war is over, right? we've got Iwojima and Okinawa, just surrender. June 1945 Comment • Like • Share 1 Little Boy ► Hiroshima hi. August 6. 1945 Comment • Like • Share Fat Man ► Nagasaki hi. August 9. 1945 Comment • Like • Share Japan ok. we're out. August 15. 1945 Russia ► The United States those were some pretty cool bombs... Comment • Like • Share Hindsight see?
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