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If programming languages were weapons C is an M1 Garand standard issue rifle, old but reliable. rounds, sometimes it doesn’t, and when it doesn’t during firing you get an NullPointerException, the gun explodes and you die. Go is the custom made “if err != nil” starter pistol and after each shot you must check to make sure it actually shot. Also it shoots tabs instead of blanks. bash is a cursed hammer, when wielded everything looks like a nail, especially your thumb. PHP is a hose, you usually plug one end into a car exhaust, and the other you stick in through a window and then you sit in the car and turn the engine Mathematica is a low earth orbit projectile cannon, it could probably do amazing things if only anyone could actually afford one. C# is a powerful laser rifle strapped to a donkey, when taken off the donkey the laser doesn’t seem to work as well. Lisp is a shiv which comes in many forms. Anyone who uses this is probably crazy and dangerous. Sorry for long post... im high
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Но лучше было бы перевести.
Может сделаете свой "верный" пост, что бы такие профаны как я могли сравнить?