What it’s like to have ПО internet
Oh shucks, the internet is down. Perhaps III go read a book and/or eat a sandwich.
What it’s like to have slow internet
COME ON! LOAD GOD DAMNIT!
WHy must you tease me, internet?
THIS IS LIKE HAVING SEX BUT youftE ONLy ALLOWED TO PUT yOUR PEEPEE IN ONCE
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