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TAKE THAT SUPER DUDE! 1. DARTH VADER COULD USE HIS LISHT SABER TO REFLECT SUPERMAN'S HEAT VISION... OH CRAP. H. DARTH VADER COULD CONSTRUCT A CUSTOM MADE BAD ASS KRYPTONITE LISHT SABER THEN CUT OFF CLARK KENTS SUPER LIMBS.
111. DARTH VADER COULD CONVINCE THE NEW EMPEROR OF STAR WARS TO BUY THE RIGHTS TO SUPERMAN, AND HAVE A SCRIPT WRITTEN IN WHICH THE MAN OF STEEL IS CRUSHED BY ANAKIN SKYWALKER... CAN IT BE DONE DARTH MUFASSA? I WILL CRUSH HIM MY MASTER! AND PLEASE DON'T CALL ME MUFASSA...
IV. SUPERMAN IS POWERLESS TO MASIC AND SEEING AS THE FORCE IS BASICALLY SPACE MAGIC DARTH VADER COULD FRY HIM WIT (SHE LICHTHNC rv. VADER COULD ALSO USE his famous von.« emu ON CLARK. 'SAY UNCLE. SUPERMAN!! VI. ANAKIN CAN USE A JEDI MIND TRICK TO MAKE SUPERMAN HX1 HIMSELF
Mil. DARTH VADER COULD USE A JEDI MIND TRICK TO MAKE SUPERMAN THINK LOIS LANE AND WONDER WOMAN BOTH LOOK AND SOUND LIKE JAR JAR BINKS... r OOH MOOEY 1 ' MOOEY I LOVE MOUSA CLARKSy! Mill. SHOULD SUPERMAN USE HIS FROST BREATH IN A FI6HT. DARTH VADER COULD USE THE FORCE TO MAKE IT BACKFIRE. THEN HE COULD SELL THE FROZEN MAN OF STEEL TO JABBA THE HUT FOR SOOD MEASURE
X. AND FINALLY, DARTH VADER COULD MAKE AN ALLIANCE WITH THE EWOKS THEN HIRE THEM TO TAKE OUT SUPERMAN. NOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING- "EWOKS, REALLY?".. WELL, THOSE BADASS TEDDY BEARS COULD CAPTURE LUKE SKYWALKER, HAN SOLO, CHEWBACCA, R2D2 AND C3PO THEN WIPE OUT AN ENTIRE IMPERIAL BATTALION WHICH ULTIMATELY BROUGHT THE DESTRUCTION OF THE ENTIRE FREAKIN' EMPIRE. SO YEAH,THEY CAN BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF SUPERMAN!!! IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND EWOKANESE THEN YOU REALLY ARE A NERD.
THANKVOU FOR READING. _j\i_ __________ "LIVE LONG AND PROSPER"; THAT XS X MEANT TO SAV- "MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU".
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