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‘PANT I... MADE IT ATTEMPTING STABILIZATION APOLOGIES, THERE IS AN JUST SHOW ME. WELP... SPARE ME THE DETAILS. FIX IT. CHIP PONT WORRY ABOUT ME, JUST MAKE SURE ALL THE EMERGENCY PROTOCOLS ARE WORKING PROPERLY, у *FIX IT?!' THAT'S HARDLY THE TONE YOU SHOULD BE USING WITH THE AI TASKED WITH KEEPING THE SHIP FROM FALLING APART- ...ANALYSIS IS ONGOING. BUT SERIOUSLY, REVY, AT LEAST BE MORE CONCERNED WITH THE CURRENT STATE OF YOUR HEALTH. 'THERE, THERE, NO NEED TO BE DEFENSIVE. ALL SYSTEMS ARE RUNNING AT THEIR BARE MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS. THE REMAINING PIXEL POOL IS BEING DIVERTED TO THE C.R.P. POD. I TRUST YOU'LL MAKE GOOD USE OF IT. ...I AM FAIRLY AMAZED AT YOUR TENACITY, BUT I STRONGI\ RECOMMEND THAT YOU-- SHIP STATUS REPORT -----^ --------------- FIRE ON АГчХСГ, SLOCKS, SSISLdI STATUS: CCKTMNSS CCJiCLSTS 5.WSS .-.JJALTCIS STATUS: ONGOING EMERGENCY AUTORESTORATIONS STATUS: QUEUED ... GOD, THAT’S ALOT OP BL0OP THE POD IS CURRENTLY ON STANDBY. PLEASE... WITH ALL HASTE... OH MY... THE NANOWEAVE DRESSING IS AT ITS LIMIT. A ir Ж • . /-.I #Mi r \m **** \\utt\Wv / ALWAYS WONDERED. / ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT ГТ WAS UKE IN THE EARLY DAYS OF SPACE TRAVEL - -HOW IT WAS TO EXPLORE EMPTY SPACE AND ACTUALLY FIND IT TO вЕ EMPTY-EMPTY OF SPACE PIRATES, SPACE NINJAS, PIRATE NINJAS, NINJA PIRATES, PIRATE PIRATES, ETC. THAT’S HOW IT WAS WHEN HUMANS FIRST ENGAGED IN THE SPACE RACE AGAINST NOBODY IN PARTICULAR BUT THEMSELVES. "SCIENTISTS” TURNED UP LITTLE TO NO EVIDENCE OF UFE OUTSIDE OF OUR LITTLE BLUE BUBBLE. FROM THE INSIDE LOOKING OUT, WE STARED AT NOTHING BUT EMPTY BLACKNESS. YET SOMETHING STARED BACK. IT FOUND EARTH ENTICING; AND AMIDST OUR OWN PETTY WARS TO PROTECT "OUR INTERESTS”, WE FAILED TO PROTECT THE FEW THINGS THAT TRULY MATTERED. (StPE NOTE: APPARENTLY, THE LITTLE TENTACLEP GUY WAS ALSO ONE OF THEM. STILL, NOT MY FAULT. HOW WAS / SUPPOSE TO KNOW7) IT WAS YOUR FAULT. IF ANYPLACE iLL HOME. AS OUR NUMBERS DWINDLED, WE SOUGHT REFUGE AMONGST THE OTHER SENTIENT RACES. SOMETIMES WE WERE MET WIT! OPEN ARMS AND OTHER TIMES, WE WERE MET WITH COLD STEEL TO THE FACE.. ...OR FOR MY CREW, WE WERE MET WITH SHARP TEETH TO THE FACE. THOSE WHO WERE LUCKY ENOUGH TO SEE THE NEXT DAY DESPITE A CERTAIN FIASCO* WERE ABLE TO SEE THE NEXT DAY AS HUMAN HAMBURGERS, HUMAN KEBABS, HUMAN SWEET MEATS, ETC EXCEPT FOR MYSELF, 'CUT. QUALITY STEAKS DON’T BELONG IN A BUFFET LINE. *THE FIASCO CONCERNS OUR AFOREMENTIONE P TENTACLEP FRIENP, WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS._______ BUT FLORANS. FLORANS ARE THE WORST. ANY VICIOUS, VORACIOUS VEGETABLES WITH TEETH, BELONG IN THE TRASH WITH THE OTHER VARIOUS TEETHED VEGETATION. THREE SETS OF MY RIGHT ARM AND TWICE MY RIGHT EYE IS HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ME. RECOMBINATION PH > ONGOING... > PROGRESS TO > 95% > RENERVING STKr: > OK BUT IF THAT’S HOW IT IS, THAT’S HOW IT’S GOING TO BE. FOR EVERY TOOTH AND NAIL THAT DIGS INTO MY SKIN, I’LL RETURN THAT FAVOR A HUNDRED FOLD. WITH BLOOD IN MY MOUTH AND DIRT UNDERNEATH MY NAILS, / WILL FIND VINDICATION. SENSORS HAVE PICKED UP A SMALL FLORAN EXPLORER CLASS VESSEL IN THE VICINITY. I HAVE TAKEN APPROPRIATE MEASURES AND AWAIT YOUR RESPONSE. ...IS MY VENGEANCE.
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