[Drama - Legendary] "You know Chris, everything about you resembles a ventriloquist’s dummy. A tiny man in a tiny suit stiffly begging for laughs."
[Physcial Instrument -Impossible] Slap him.
CHRIS, THE COMEDIAN - "Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it, alright."
"Th-that was a nice