i Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039
uh oh
> me
> scrolling 4chan
> see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him
> "hahaha fuckin schizo kys" think about it before going to bed
> I use duckduckgo
> I use Firefox
> my android phone has nothing g
»scrolling through fap material
»find photo of a particularly
average goth girl
»not ugly, just overall plain, no
curves, small tits
»just a painfully normal girl like
you'd find at the supermarket
»this sparks my curiosity
»reverse search the pic »find her reddit account »hundreds of posts
: Anonymous
01/03/23(Tue)02:06:03 No.71667589
>New Year's Eve
>Hug my dog because it's fluffy and cute >Dad: Are you hugging the dog?
>Me: Yes
>Dad: How about you find a girlfriend and hug her? How about that?
Every single time...
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Anonymous
3/2/2024,1:55:14 AM
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> be me
> completely heterosexual
> be in the storeroom in the back
> my coworker is also back there
> he definitely works out
> see him reaching up to the tall shelf
> feel nothing because I'm straight
> go home and fuck my sister
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