Hey guys! I'm Chaid!
I'm just a humble future rockstar, fighting an evil corporation with the power of friendship, rock'n'roll and my 14 inch uncut horsecock!
She taught me a lot about the evils of late-stage capitalism, and how those "computer" things work!
"ПОЧЕМУ ОН, А НЕ Я? Я ТОЖЕ ХОЧУ В КОРСИКУ"