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Negotiating with a mercenary

GOOD DAS Mil LORD
f I AIM HERE TO > ANSWER aOUR SUMMONS! aou ARE IN NEED OF A L SELLSWORP aES?y
/M'd NAME IS KLARA> HAAS! I'M THE BEST aOUR COIN COULP . BUa THIS SIPE OF V CARTHIGIA! J
I HAVE A MASTER'S IN CIVIL ENGINEERING ANP A MINOR IN . FHiLosopHai
r I'M MORE THAN QUALIFIED!
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WELL aOU SEE THERE IS THIS THING CALLED ^STUDENT LOANS... ^
f ANP THE JOE- A MARKET IS... NOT' VERb GOOP RIGHT NOW AFTER THE l GREEN PLAGUE... .
ANP I PO HAVE TO PAb FOR Mb SISTER'S MEPICINE... ANP THE FACT THAT I PO HAVE A k BIG FAMILb TOO AH...,BasedBinkie,artist,Chivalry Starved,Смешные
f DON'T WORRa MEIN\ HERR! FOR A HANDSOME’ ONE LIKE aOU I OFFER ANJ l AMAZING DISCOUNT! ]
IF aOU LET ME AND SOME OF Ma SISTERS STAa IN THAT FANCa MANSION OF aOURS, WE'LL E>E FINE WITH A .MERE SILVER A DAa!
WIGGLE
аои JUST DON'T WANT TO PAa FOR HOUSING aOURSELF DON'T aOU?
CAN aOUR SISTERS PULL
DON'T WORRa MEIN HERR! THOUGH WE ARE BEASTFOLK, THE HAAS v FAMILa HAVE TALENT APLENTil! I
I ALSO HAPPEN TO BE SINGLE! AND SO ARE Ma SISTERS! LJUST SAaiNG JA!)
V WE ARE ALSO OF MARRIAGEABLE AGE! HAHA JUST LETTING ^ a0U KNOW! y,BasedBinkie,artist,Chivalry Starved,Смешные комиксы,веб-комиксы с

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GOOD DAS Mil LORD f I AIM HERE TO > ANSWER aOUR SUMMONS! aou ARE IN NEED OF A L SELLSWORP aES?y /M'd NAME IS KLARA> HAAS! I'M THE BEST aOUR COIN COULP . BUa THIS SIPE OF V CARTHIGIA! J I HAVE A MASTER'S IN CIVIL ENGINEERING ANP A MINOR IN . FHiLosopHai r I'M MORE THAN QUALIFIED! \ g f ¥ GUTEN TAG\ MEIN HERR!
WELL aOU SEE THERE IS THIS THING CALLED ^STUDENT LOANS... ^ f ANP THE JOE- A MARKET IS... NOT' VERb GOOP RIGHT NOW AFTER THE l GREEN PLAGUE... . ANP I PO HAVE TO PAb FOR Mb SISTER'S MEPICINE... ANP THE FACT THAT I PO HAVE A k BIG FAMILb TOO AH...
f DON'T WORRa MEIN\ HERR! FOR A HANDSOME’ ONE LIKE aOU I OFFER ANJ l AMAZING DISCOUNT! ] IF aOU LET ME AND SOME OF Ma SISTERS STAa IN THAT FANCa MANSION OF aOURS, WE'LL E>E FINE WITH A .MERE SILVER A DAa! WIGGLE аои JUST DON'T WANT TO PAa FOR HOUSING aOURSELF DON'T aOU? CAN aOUR SISTERS PULL THEIR OWN WEIGHT? I RUN A MANOR, NOT A CHARITa
DON'T WORRa MEIN HERR! THOUGH WE ARE BEASTFOLK, THE HAAS v FAMILa HAVE TALENT APLENTil! I I ALSO HAPPEN TO BE SINGLE! AND SO ARE Ma SISTERS! LJUST SAaiNG JA!) V WE ARE ALSO OF MARRIAGEABLE AGE! HAHA JUST LETTING ^ a0U KNOW! y
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>we are also of marriageable age!

Ни слова больше.
Они всё его имение заполонят.
а минусы будут?
Алименты просто пиздец
какие Алименты? они же будут жить в замке хозяин их не бросает.
разве что потом прийдется как Уолдеру Фрею постоянно искать партнеров для брака своих детей.
Формируешь небольшую группу ассассинов из своих детей.
Детки избавляются от большинства "лишних" потомков других благородных Домов.
Подходишь к выжившим с предложением века: штамповалку наследников взамен за родство.
с другой стороны если ты можешь прокормить такую ораву детей то Ассасины тебе не нужны с тобой многие захотят породниться.
Ключевое слово - "если".
И не просто "прокормить", а "прокормить, поддерживая уровень жизни, достойный твоего ранга".
В средневековье алиментов ещё не придумали
а ведь автор всерьёз задумывается сделать дейт сим
AZ228 AZ228 16.08.202420:09 ответить ссылка 11.8
Я готов отдать все свои деньги за это лол
Очевидно, выбор варианта ответа в диалоге ни на что не влияет.
oniGURIO oniGURIO 17.08.202414:36 ответить ссылка 2.1
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