Her: babe come over

Me: can't I'm having dinner with my boss soon

Her: I'm home alone

Me:
"fuck you're tea bitch"-crab
resurrecting the great pig god
that awesome
thats fucking awesome
ok new game watermelon roulette 2-4 players put one rubber band on at a time, the one that put one the ot that made the watermelon explode losses.
the joker approves of this
Her: It's not what it looks like
sister: You are rubbing you're boobs
Her: ok it is what it looks like
sister: can I rub you're boobs?
Her: sure