Don't worry, my dudes. This fella never had a girlfriend in his life. I can tell because 4chan.

do me
now
prick!

"Talmbout???" That's a new one for me, and now I'm just a little more dumb for having read it. Stupidity like that spreads like a disease. It's not even an original joke. Asshat.

What about grapefruits?

Does that mean "oranges" is French for "oranges?"

The fuck are "bananes?"

Don't do that. Don't give me hope,

I'm sensing a theme here...

Does she make a really good sandwich, or something? Because... yuck.

How tf did this get negative votes?? Is it because this isn't anime furry porn like you guys seem to really like over there at .cc? Is it because she's not a fat-ass?
Seriously, though, you sick fucks are into hentai and furries way too much over there.